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Tyrone F. Horneigh (pronounced "hor-NIGH", presumably to satisfy the censors) was a "dirty outdated gentleman" who was often following drab spinster Gladys Ormphby (Ruth Buzzi). As she sat with a park bench he would try and sit correct next to her, finally forcing her to the sting in the bench. "A gracious excellent afternoon. This is certainly